Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Boyle Sat in a Belfast Confessional

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admonished the priest. "For penance, finish off the stations!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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Anonymous

Lost

Q: What’s empty and goes round and around?
A: A Malaysia Airlines baggage carousel.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Luggage Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Long Line

My girlfriend has asked if I want to go to karaoke. I've decided to do Whitney Houston's biggest hit. You know, that one she took in the bath. Anything to avoid having to go to karaoke.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips