Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

General's Funeral

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes available. Someone came up with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at 5:00 A.M.The newspapers reported the incident with the headlines, "The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn"

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Married Men Live Longer

Q: Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?
A: What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.

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Dead Wife?

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

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