Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Spectacles Club

At the annual meeting of Spectacles Club, we honor those no longer with us by raising our glasses

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What Not To Say At A Funeral

What Not To Say At A Funeral

  • I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking?
  • I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
  • It's funny, we all thought you'd be the first to go, Grandpa.
  • You know, your husband never paid back that $50 he owed

Anonymous

Mother-in-Law Tapping on Window

Q: What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window?
A: Turn the furnace up a little higher.

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Submitted BY: ThomskiVD