Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Hanging Tree

So yesterday I decided to look back in my family tree and found a black guy from 100 years ago and guess what he's still hanging there.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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Big Family

A women married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "What do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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