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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes
Die Peacefully
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Anonymous
Prescription
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says, "I want to kill my husband." He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
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Anonymous
You're Next!
I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next."
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Submitted BY: SillySandra