Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Twice Last Week

Mommy mommy can I play with grandma?
Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last week!

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What Do Israeli Soldiers Do When They Get Bored?

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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Learning To Swim?

"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

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