Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Bagpiper vs. Country Singer

Q: What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A: The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Frog Crossing

Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

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Bleeding with Two Legs

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.

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