Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Watching For Suicide

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.

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Final Goal

Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!

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Old Bankers

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

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