Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Blonde With a Chainsaw

Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?
A: Dead!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Not the Fall

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Princess Diana Had Dandruff

Q: How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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