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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes
Push Him Aside
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Bury It
Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
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Princess Di and Thomas
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?
A Thomas the Tank Engine made it through the tunnel!
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