Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Captain Hook Died

Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

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Princess Diana Alive

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

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Terrorist Logic

When having a decapitation contest, remember, 2 heads are better than 1

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