Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Bad Business

Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Old Limbo Dancers

OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families
Submitted BY: MEG