Dark Humor Jokes - Dead Baby Jokes

Red and Green in the Corner

Q: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby playing with a razor blade.
 
Q   What's green and sits in the corner? 
A: That same baby three weeks later.

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Favorite Things

Q: What word begins with M ends in arriage and is a man's favorite thing?
A: Miscarriage

Submitted BY: J

Four Legs and Eight Arms

Q:  What has four legs and eight arms?
A:  A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.

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