Dark Humor Jokes - Dead Baby Jokes

Homesick

Q: What's red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Riddles , Gross Jokes
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Baby Drink

Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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Gross Grosser Grossest II

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Ten babies in one mail box.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: One baby in ten mailboxes.
Q  What's grosser than that?
A: Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Riddles
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