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Dark Humor Jokes - Dead Baby Jokes
Childcare
When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
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Submitted BY: Anonymous
Red and Green in the Corner
Q: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby playing with a razor blade.
Q What's green and sits in the corner?
A: That same baby three weeks later.
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Anonymous
Favorite Things
Q: What word begins with M ends in arriage and is a man's favorite thing?
A: Miscarriage
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