Dark Humor Jokes

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Better Late Than Never

Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce proceedings," she announced. The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, "Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married for over seventy years. What in the world could have happened to make you want to get divorced at this stage in your life?" Mrs. Hatcher looked him squarely in the eye. She cleared her throat and said, "We wanted to wait until all the children were dead."

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Dark Humor

Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer...
there's nothing like popping open a cold one!

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Calista Flockhart With Dental Floss

Q: What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
A: Hang herself.

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