Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Fred and DooDah Fishing

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Great Britain Culture

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.
And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

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Recalled Christmas Toys

  • Broken Bag-O-Glass
  • Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
  • Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake Oven and Cookbook
  • Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
  • Switchblade Barney
  • Pork-n-Beany Babies
  • Make Your Own Moonshine Kit
  • Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)

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