Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Gravesite

I spent a few hours by my wife's grave today.
She thinks I'm digging a pond.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Been Here Sooner

Two Christians have lived very good, and also very healthy lives. They die, and go to heaven. As they are walking along, marveling at the paradise around them, one turns to the other and says "Wow. I never knew heaven was going to be as good as this!" "Yeah," says the other. "And just think, if we hadn't eaten all that oat bran we could have got here ten years sooner."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous