Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Golfish Dead

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

Distraught

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, "listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband's on his way out... Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed." The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely.
Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went. The lady blushes, smiles and says, "well, I put thirty drops in his milk by accident, and well, we just need an antidote now to close the coffin."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes)
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Anonymous

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families
Submitted BY: MEG