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The best jokes and joke writers!

Gum Cross the Road

Q: Why did the gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Turtle Cross

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station!

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?

A: To get to the other sideburn.

Lovestruck Toad

Q: Why did the toad cross the road?

A: To show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.