Cross the Road Jokes

No Crossing

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".

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Gum Cross

Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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Submitted BY: emm0921

Cow Humor

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!

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