Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

MJ at Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

Anonymous

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Q: What is the difference between Han Solo and Chewbacca?
A: One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.

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Anonymous

Guess Who

Five kids just trick or treated at my door in the scariest most lifelike costumes I've ever seen. My heart is still pounding and I'm soaked in sweat. I just know I'll be having nightmares about this for years.
For a second I thought it was the real One Direction at my door.

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