Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Hillary Wear Short Dress

Q: Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?
A: Her balls would show.

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Area 51

After thousands of people threatened to march into Area 51 the U.S. Air Force made a public statement.
They said, "There is bad news and good news."
First the bad news. The aliens have landed on earth and are being held by the government.
Now the good news. They eat Terrorists and piss gasoline.

Submitted BY: Mark

Oprah Arrested

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? It seems she bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack.

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