Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Snow White

Q: What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos were done?
A: I knew some day my prints would come!

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Sex with Jennifer

After the sex I had with Jennifer Aniston yesterday there are three things I can tell you:
1. She's tight as hell. It was a real struggle getting it in.
2. She will take it all over her face without saying a word.
3. The staff at the wax museum have no sense of humor at all.

Submitted BY: JJ

Michael Jackson's Bed Time

Q:  How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A:  When the big hand is on the little hand.

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