Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Shark Week - Dandruff

Q: How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles
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Shark Week - Candy

Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?
A: Jaw Breakers

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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God Bless Me

There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!'' Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!''
The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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