Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Jim Carrey

Q: Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident?
A: I guess that makes him all-righty then.

Anonymous

Lover Luke

Q: Why can't Luke Skywalker keep a girlfriend?
A: He's always looking for love in Alderaan places.

Anonymous

Phelps vs. Shark

Q: What did the shark say to Michael Phelps after the race?
A: I think you're fintastic!

Anonymous