The Origin of Blondes
Q: Why were blondes created?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Blondes on Roller Skates
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.
Blondes on Santa's Lap
Q: What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??
A: Ho Ho Ho
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.