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Dandruff

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem, but she gave him 'Head & Shoulders' and it cleared up.  

The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

What's That Number?

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?

A: A 69 interrupted by a period

Hot Dates

Two blondes were discussing last-minute sexy costume ideas. Both had on little black dresses and stilettos but were looking for a creative accessory to spice up their outfits. With limited time and options, the blondes cooked some eggs and put them on hats to be "so hot you can fry an egg on us". A few hours later at the party the blondes are getting a lot of attention. A guy says to his buddies, "hey look! Eggs over easy!"

The Origin of Blondes

Q: Why were blondes created?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!

Zipper

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?

A: They can't find the zipper.