Common With Computer

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Professional Courtesy?

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, "Hi there handsome. How ya doing?" She then wiggled her backside and walked off. "Who was that?" demanded the doctor's wife."Er- just a woman I met professionally." stammered the doctor. "Oh yeah?" his wife snarled. "In whose profession? Yours or hers?"

Blondes and Turtles

Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A: If they're on their back, they're screwed!