Blonds and Railroad Tracks
Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
Different Sex Outcomes
Different sex outcomes:
Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid."
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem, but she gave him 'Head & Shoulders' and it cleared up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
What's That Number?
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period
Two blondes were discussing last-minute sexy costume ideas. Both had on little black dresses and stilettos but were looking for a creative accessory to spice up their outfits. With limited time and options, the blondes cooked some eggs and put them on hats to be "so hot you can fry an egg on us". A few hours later at the party the blondes are getting a lot of attention. A guy says to his buddies, "hey look! Eggs over easy!"