Washing Machine vs Blonde
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
Blondes and Turtles
Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A: If they're on their back, they're screwed!
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?" "Driver's licence? What's that?" "It's a little card with your picture on it." "Oh, duh! Here it is." "May I have your car insurance?" "What's that?" "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car." "Oh this? Duh! Here you go" The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
Different Sex Outcomes
Different sex outcomes:
Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid."
Blonds and Railroad Tracks
Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!