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Washing Machine vs Blonde

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

Blondes and Turtles

Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?

A: If they're on their back, they're screwed!

Another Breathalyzer

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?" "Driver's licence? What's that?" "It's a little card with your picture on it." "Oh, duh!  Here it is." "May I have your car insurance?" "What's that?" "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car." "Oh this? Duh!  Here you go" The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

Different Sex Outcomes

Different sex outcomes:

Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"

Blonde after sex: "Next!"

Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid."

Blonds and Railroad Tracks

Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?

A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!