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Blonde Owl

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Why Blondes Have Legs

Question: Why do blondes have legs?

Answer 1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.

Answer 2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Answer 3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

Blondes Ear Piercing

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?


A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Priest, Boy Scout and a Blonde

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a Boy Scout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?

Blonde Ponytails

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A: To cover up the valve stem.