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Blonde on Her Head

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A: A brunette!

Hungry

Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?

A: Fat.

An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can read alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking." "What does it say about me?" asked the blonde. "It says you want to sleep with me," said the man. "Sorry," said the blonde, "I think your watch is broken." "Hmmm," said the man slowly examining the watch, "It seems to be running an hour fast."

Blonde in a Tree

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

A: Branch Manager.

The Blondes and their Ice Cream

Q: Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?

A: The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!