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The best jokes and joke writers!

Why Orgasms?

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

A: So they know when to stop having sex!

Pothole

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?

A: You swerve to miss a pothole!

Blonde Guy with Twins

Q: What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?

A: He wanted to know who the other man was.

Blonde Ask From Santa

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

Another Saturday Night

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!