Blonde Jokes

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Blonde on Her Head

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette!

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Riddles
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Hungry

Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?
A: Fat.

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An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can read alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking." "What does it say about me?" asked the blonde. "It says you want to sleep with me," said the man. "Sorry," said the blonde, "I think your watch is broken." "Hmmm," said the man slowly examining the watch, "It seems to be running an hour fast."

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