Brunette Meets Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
6 Foot Blonde
Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?
A: A 3-foot brunette.
Blonde Order Root Beer
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
Ketchup and Liquor
(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)
1. What did you have for breakfast?
2. What did you have for lunch?
3. What did you have for dinner?
4. What do you do when a hot blonde walks by?
A Blonde And Dennis Rodman
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
A: There is no difference.