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Who's there?

Q: What do you call a blonde in college?

A: A visitor.

Blonde and a Vending Machine

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing... you get what you paid for.

Three Blondes in a Frying Pan

Q: What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A: Over easy.

Blonde Liquor

Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?

A: By the ears.

Blonde Under Deer

Q: What do you call a blonde under a dead deer?

A: All you can eat for under a buck.