Long 8 Miles

On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Blonde Changes Diapers

Q:  Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
A:  Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

Start Over Again

Today I came upon this pretty new blond temp holding several recently prepared tax returns standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said, "Yeah, how does this thing work ?" I took the tax returns from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression, so I said, "Any questions ?" She said, "Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from?"