Blonde Jokes

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M&M Factory

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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The Blondes Name their Boyfriends

Three blondes had boyfriends all named John and they kept getting confused. They decided to name them after sodas. The first girl said, "I'll call mine 7 Up, because he's seven inches and he's always up." The next girl said, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, because he mounts me and knows exactly what to do." The last girl goes, "I'll call mine Jack Daniels." The other girls yelled at her and said, "That's not a soda! That's a hard licker!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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Submitted BY: dejakreutzberg

Blonds and Railroad Tracks

Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Riddles
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