Stairway to Heaven

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went to heaven. "There are 1,000 steps to heaven and I will tell you a joke at every step. If you laugh, you don't get to heaven," God told the girls. The redhead made it to the 45th step, the brunette made it to the 200th step, and the blonde made it to the 999th step. When the blonde arrived at the 999th step, she laughed before God could even tell her the joke. "What's so funny? I haven't even told the joke yet," God said. "I know! I just got the first one!" the blonde replied.

Blonde Tattoo Apartment Number

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her apartment number on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Blonde - Indiana

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.