Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Golf Club In A Bar

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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Jodi's Purse

A drunk guy calls a radio station on Christmas day and asks for the DJ. He tells him that he found a purse outside the mall. It has $1500 in cash, a couple of credit cards, an iPhone 13 pro, and a driver's license with Jodi's name on it."
The DJ replied, "Wow, sort of a Christmas miracle. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"
"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Jodi."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous

Hostile Happy Hour

Q: What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
A: He got bombed.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Military Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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