Midget goes Into a Bar

Did you hear about the midget who walked into the bar and kissed everybody in the joint?

What Is A Breathalyzer?

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drank way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"

Bouncer Trouble

“If the bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?”