Bar Jokes

Let's Do It

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes , Pickup Lines (Same Sex) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Two Salesman and a Blonde

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied," If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Anonymous

Polack Drinking Buddies

Chanowski and his other Polack drinking buddy are sitting at a bar.
" See those guys over there?" Chanowski says." I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polacks."
Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polacks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy.
"Well, what do they think of Polacks?" his buddy asks.
"We're still number one."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes)
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Anonymous