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Students

Q: What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A: A philosophy student asks you why you want fries with your burger.

Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Violin Cloaking Device

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?

A: Put it in a viola case.

Viola and Trampoline

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.