Art & Music Jokes - Drummer Jokes

Turned A Peg

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

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Drummers And Laxatives

Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.

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Buying Enemies Gifts

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

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