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Bagpiper Mad At The Drummer

Q: Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?

A: He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.

Five Pound Note

Q: There's note on the floor; who picks it up? The thrash guitarist, the drummer who keeps good time, or the drummer who keeps bad time?

A: The drummer who keeps bad time, because the other drummer doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.

How Late Does The Bagpipe Band Play

Tom: "Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?"

Buddy: "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

Turned A Peg

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?

A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

Drum Solo

Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?

A: The bass player notices.