Bagpiper Mad At The Drummer
Q: Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?
A: He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.
Five Pound Note
Q: There's note on the floor; who picks it up? The thrash guitarist, the drummer who keeps good time, or the drummer who keeps bad time?
A: The drummer who keeps bad time, because the other drummer doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.
How Late Does The Bagpipe Band Play
Tom: "Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?"
Buddy: "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
Turned A Peg
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A: The bass player notices.