Art & Music Jokes

Flowers & Instruments

Q: What's better than roses in your piano?
A: Tulips in your organ!

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Submitted BY: lockxley

20 Minute Intermission

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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French Horn to Trombone

Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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