Art & Music Jokes

Wrong Road

My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Ghost Jazz

Q: What type of music do sad ghosts play on the harmonica?
A: Moody Boos

Copyright © 2014 - Juliana Palmcook - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook

Just Fake It

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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