Art & Music Jokes

A Chain Saw and a Bagpipe

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? 
A: Add vibrato.

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Chicken Cross The Road - Bagpipe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bagpipe recital.

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Savings Bonds V Guitarists

Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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