Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Ungrateful

Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Haunted House Position

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Meat Truck

Yo mama so ugly she could scare a dog off of a meat truck.

Anonymous