Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Borrow Your Ass

Q: Can I borrow your face for a few days?
A: My ass is going on vacation.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Coma

Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggy-style.

Anonymous