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The best jokes and joke writers!

Girl at Dermatologist

Dermatologist: "Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples." Girl: "Wow! That's great! Why?" Dermatologist: "There's no more space."

Two Blokes Were Out Walking Home From Work One Afternoon

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.

Skeleton Who Won't Get Up

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?

A: Lazy bones!

Short Insult

You're so short, your hair smells like feet.

Yo Mama - Head and Rain

Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.