Appearance Jokes

Black White Red and Ho Ho Ho

Q: What is black, white and red all over, and says Ho Ho Ho?
A: Santa after coming down a dirty chimney.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Skinny

Yo mama so skinny she can hula hoop a Cheerio.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Insult Jokes (Skinny Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous

Self Esteem

I have a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you think I'm sexy."
I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous