That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.
Q: Why are gay men so well dressed?
A: They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
Show your Green
Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.
Guy and a Brunette
Q: What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?