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Pinnochio

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"

So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice.

"Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response.

A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with the girls now?"

"Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio!

Nose Or Banana

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

Michael's Nose

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

Tissue Dance

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.