Appearance Jokes - Midget / Dwarf Jokes

Rear Ended

I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me. The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I stared at him and said, "Which one are you then?"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
Anonymous

Small Storage Debate

Does midget porn take up less space on your smartphone?
Asking for a friend...

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
Anonymous

French Midget

Q: What do you call sex with a french midget?
A: Bone a petite

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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