You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know!
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at the urinal next to him, and the large penis this man has. He says to the short man, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice what a large penis you have." The short man replies, "I am a leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes." The man is kind of skeptical, but he decides to believe him anyway. "OK, "He says, "I want to live in a mansion." The short man replies, "Sure. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in it." The man says, "Next, I want a beautiful girlfriend." "OK," the short man replies, "Tomorrow you will wake up next to her." The man is still not sure whether to believe him, but he continues. "I want a penis as large as yours." "Alright, but there is one catch, the short man replies. "What's that, the man asks?" "I have to have sex with you from behind, the short man says. The other man thinks for a second, and decides anything is worth getting a penis that large. "OK, go right ahead." The short man starts to do his thing, and the other man says, "I can't believe I'm gonna have a penis as big as yours." The short man replies, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"
Midgets And Tampons
Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?
A: They trip over the strings.
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:
- List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
- List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran
- List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
- List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service
- List of Home cures for Ebola Virus
- List of Homeless Boston Debutantes
- List of Catholic Abortion referral services
- List of Women Rabbi's and assistant's
- List of Women Popes, Cardinals & Bishops
- List of Men's Rape assistant groups
- List of Battered Men's Help Groups
- List of Cuban registered voters
- List of Libyan registered women voters
- List of Libyan Licensed women truck drivers
- List of Libyan women lawyers
- List of Libyan women with PHD's
- List of Libyan Women Service Clubs
- List of interstate Highways with no Numbers
- List of U.S. Cops who have never eaten a doughnut
- List of People who have survived going over Niagara Falls
- List of People who have been in a UFO and are not crazy
- List of People who can whistle while drinking beer
- List of Pregnant Men
- List of Men who wash dishes, do the laundry & iron at the same time
- List of Women who drink 24 beer while watching 3 football games
- List of Women who can out shoot, & skate Wayne Gretzky
- List of Licensed flyable Airplanes with no wings
- List of Blind Licensed Drivers in Calif.
- List of Midgets over 6 foot tall
- List of living trees made of plastic
My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window...
...she said it was a little condescending.