Appearance Jokes - Midget / Dwarf Jokes
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:
- List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
- List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran
- List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
- List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service
- List of Home cures for Ebola Virus
- List of Homeless Boston Debutantes
- List of Catholic Abortion referral services
- List of Women Rabbi's and assistant's
- List of Women Popes, Cardinals & Bishops
- List of Men's Rape assistant groups
- List of Battered Men's Help Groups
- List of Cuban registered voters
- List of Libyan registered women voters
- List of Libyan Licensed women truck drivers
- List of Libyan women lawyers
- List of Libyan women with PHD's
- List of Libyan Women Service Clubs
- List of interstate Highways with no Numbers
- List of U.S. Cops who have never eaten a doughnut
- List of People who have survived going over Niagara Falls
- List of People who have been in a UFO and are not crazy
- List of People who can whistle while drinking beer
- List of Pregnant Men
- List of Men who wash dishes, do the laundry & iron at the same time
- List of Women who drink 24 beer while watching 3 football games
- List of Women who can out shoot, & skate Wayne Gretzky
- List of Licensed flyable Airplanes with no wings
- List of Blind Licensed Drivers in Calif.
- List of Midgets over 6 foot tall
- List of living trees made of plastic
Abbreviations
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: So he can fit in his spaceship.
Leprechaun Lender
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Midget Soccer
Q: Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls!
Midget Visits the Doctor
A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fucking itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching." The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya." So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes. The doc finishes and says, "How's that?" The midget says, "Fucking brilliant, what did you do?" The Doc says, "I trimmed back your high boots."
