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Dwarf Dessert

Q: What is a dwarf's favorite dessert?

A: Shortcake

When to Slap a Midget

Q: When is the only polite time to slap a midget?

A: When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

Blonde and Dwarf

A dwarf is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
"Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going," yells the dwarf.
The blonde looks down and says, "I am not a brunette, I am a blonde." The dwarf replies, "Not from where I'm standing."

Compliment from a Midget

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?

A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

Bad Air

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.